The Bozosphere, always with its nose to the ground to provide you with the latest news just learned this. Rumors abound that #POTUS will move Presidents Day to June 14, his birthday, and rename it THE PRESIDENT’S DAY (all caps…
Persons in the know whose names cannot be used publicly have informed the Bozosphere that the new administration will announce a tariff on pandas imported into the United States from China. Our source said the soon to be POTUS is…
The Bozosphere just noticed an interesting comment on a box of Scotch Tape. Hundreds of uses! Who knew? We got together at a local dive bar after work one day and tried to think of hundreds of uses, but we…
The Bozosphere has been made privy to some facts regarding the funeral arrangements for OJ Simpson. First, OJ will NOT be buried next to his ex-wife Nicole. Her family is dead set against the idea. You may recall the OJ…
The Bozosphere has just acquired a Special Edition of the Donald Trump’s newly released bible. What makes this edition special is that it appears every time the word Jesus appears in standard bibles, it has been replaced by the word…
According to a CNN article of March 28, there have been a rash of conspiracy theories about What Really Caused The Baltimore Bridge Accident. Here’s what CNN came up with: “The claims ranged from a cyber-attack or a ship captain…
The Bozosphere presents another interview with Darnold J Trump, reported to be a Major Player in GOP Politics. You can see our first interview here B: Thank you Mr. Trump for being here. DJT: Didn’t I tell you to refer…
CBS News reports that George Santos, the former Congressman from New York who lied about anything he could, has found an interesting way to make a few bucks. He’s making videos at $400 a pop for anyone who wants one.…
No, it’s not what you’re thinking. The Republican party is not advocating or even tolerating Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. Mention that phrase in anything but the most negative way and you’re going to be unceremoniously bunged from the party. The…
With the recent stories of plagiarism in the news, we at the Bozosphere want to make our position absolutely clear. But first, a bit of history. A member of our staff, whose name we will not use for obvious reasons,…
A while back the Bozosphere broke the story behind the story, the real story of the deal Kevin McCarthy made to become Speaker of the House. You may have read other interpretations of the deal he made, but the Bozosphere…
The Bozosphere presents an exclusive interview we had last week with Darnold J Trump, suspected to be a major Republican player in national politics. B: Thank you Mr. Trump for being here. DJT: Please refer to me as Your Trumpness.…
Our sources, who wish to remain anonymous (perhaps because they don’t exist, but that should not detract from a good story), are revealing the startling process that Fox News is interviewing candidates for Tucker Carlson’s replacement. Apparently, Fox News is…
We here at the Bozosphere hope that you have read our recent interview with Pierre LaWayne of the National Firearms Association, formerly known as the NRA. If not, here’s a link to it . After the shooting at the Covenant…
The organization formerly known at the National Rifle Association has rebranded itself the National Firearms Association (NFA). We recently spoke with the CEO, Pierre LaWayne. What follows is our conversation, edited for clarity and brevity. Bozo: Mr. LaWayne, thank you…
With the growing pressure to resign from Congress, George Santos will need a next job. Given he embellished some truth regarding his past, George has huge potential with follow on lies about his next job, the one he’s going to…
You’ve read it here on the Bozosphere first. We all know that Kevin had to cut a deal with someone or some group to get the votes to become Speaker of the House. Rumors were more plentiful than Xmas trees…
In a shocking new twist to an already twisted career, Portuguese football star Cristiano Ronaldo is rumored to sign with Slobodka in the Lithuanian 2nd Division. Ronaldo said “My relatives of Lithuanian descent always remembered Slobodka as a great place…
Apparently, an ex law professor in a business school has been going around the county giving talks about the 2020 presidential election. His position is the usual election denial talk: election fraud in states that the former POTUS lost, ballot…
The electorate is badly fragmented, so “Candidate X in 2024” will just not cut it. Here are some targeted bumper stickers for the 2024 Trump for President Campaign. Please feel free to suggest others. Trump is Jesus! Resurrection in 2024…
Yes, oil is a commodity without which the world as we know it cannot exist without. But there’s another commodity that’s equally important but doesn’t get the press that OPEC does. It’s coffee. We all know people who simply cannot…
Some imaginary statements from the usual suspects: Wayne LaPierre: As CEO of the National Rifle Association, of course, I pray for the victims and their families. If only Texas had followed my advice and armed the teachers and students at…
Since everyone else seems to be accusing everyone else of promoting false facts, we here at the Bozosphere think we need to present our own set. Here, in no particular order are some false facts. One statement is actually true.…
We all know the U follows Q in the English language and we here at the Bozosphere have uncovered the next big thing in conspiracy theories, U Anon. Here are some of U’s most recent and compelling ideas:
We at the Bozosphere have provided key Republican Senators some good public statements on why they didn’t vote to convict the ex-President. Good public citizens that we are, we did it as a public service, not charging any of them…
We at the Bozosphere just heard that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor of Arkansas. Given her name recognition, she should be a front runner for the job. But all candidates need spin doctors and we’re going to help…
The story of the handwriting on the wall appears in the bible in Daniel, Chapter 5. That version has King Belshazzar puzzled by the writing on the wall by a disconnected hand. The traditional version goes like this. “This is…
We’re pleased to announce the winning entry in our White House Answering Machine Message contest. The winner is Big Daddy Kool Maish from K-Town. Thank your for calling the White House. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed…
While we are the Bozosphere have not heard from our inside contacts within the Trumposphere, we’re speculating here on what they will soon be saying about Kamala Harris. Feel free to comment on some rumors you may have heard. Kamala…
Over the millennia, we have come to associate certain days as special. Jews make the Sabbath special. Christians make Christmas and Easter special. Muslims make Eid al-Fitr special. Sometimes the special day is labelled with the day of the week…
Word on the street has it that Donald J. Trump is building a list of potential next gigs if “They steal the election from me by actually permitting eligible voters to cast ballots “. Sources suggest that DJT and Mitch…
This just in. You’re reading it here first, before CNN, ABC, or Fox News. Bubba, Texas is a very small community in West Texas near the Gulf of Mexico and just had an election that reflects the current state of…
Marie Yovanovitch, ex-ambassador to Ukraine and star witness at the House Intelligence Committee was recently trolled by President Trump for not hanging his picture in the U.S. Embassy in the Ukraine. Never mind that the Trump administration took over a…
Unnamed Danish officials have leaked a proposal from King Villads VI to buy Staten Island from the United States. The Kingdom of Denmark has not yet decided on the details of its offer, but it is expected to include vast…
Check our new amazing offer at the end of this post! It was there, sitting in front of us in plain view and we didn’t see it until now. Below you’ll find the solution to the mess into which the…
Winner announced: It’s RBG herself! Of course, you knew that. But wait, maybe it’s not RBG, but an imposter arranged through the same agency that booked the child actors who played the kids shot at Newtown CT or the adolescent…
OK, gang, you read it here on the Bozosphere first. First, we furlough Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Then Nancy Pelosi becomes President. President Pelosi can make all the currently furloughed workers critical. That would get them back to work…
There has been a lot of talk and writing about the use of the N-word recently. But something puzzles me. Why is it that we can use the phrase “the N-word” and we know for which word it’s being used…
Now that our fearless leader has an #enemieslist, I know that many of our readers will want to join it. First the bad news. It’s not all that easy to get onto the #enemieslist. There is a queue a mile…
Move over Alexis de Tocqueville. Democracy has been replaced by #celebocracy. The first Celebrocrat to become President was Ronald Reagan. Then we had a period of relative normalcy until Donald Trump. Yesterday, Oprah Winfrey announced that she was considering running…
OK, it’s been a tough year for many of us and for widely different reasons. And we’re gloomy and grumpy. So let’s have a few mottos, mantras, tag lines, mission statements, ethical principles to help lift our spirits for the…
Recently I came across Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: And I thought about what our leader may have learned if anything. What Fulghum and many of the rest of us learned follows with what our…
Hurricane Harvey is a tragedy for those in its path. I am not making light of it. However, there may be some small amount of good that can come from it. Our president, Hurricane Donald has said he will veto…
The Texas Legislature has passed a bill restricting the use of bathrooms in schools to those of the student’s “biological sex”, presumably the one that appears on the student’s birth certificate. If this bill becomes law, the Legislature, in…
An incident was widely reported in the press in which a black female student at San Francisco State University approached a white male student at the university and told him he shouldn’t be wearing dreadlocks because he was appropriating her…
The Virgina legislature passed a bill that allows parents to remove material in English classes they find offensive according to this story in the Washington Post. Parents in the state already have the ability to remove their children from sex education…
They, whoever they are, announced today that 4 new elements had been discovered and needed names. These elements are unstable and don’t really exist all that much in reality. Using that as a guideline, we at the Bozo Academy…
Many of the presidential candidates are crying out for attention and doing so by making outrageous, unsubstantiated and false claims. This blog doesn’t get a lot of readership and we can learn something from the candidates on how to…
Donald Trump has turned the Republican nomination process into reality television. And why not? While reality TV seems to have dropped in popularity recently due to the current zombie craze, the notion that we can do fusion politics, debates…
Los Angeles just raised the minimum wage to $15 Havoc will ensue. My previous post — warned what would happen if the minimum wage was raised to $10/hour, but $15/hour? Remember you heard it here first. Every fish taco stand…
