The GOP Embraces DEI

No, it’s not what you’re thinking. The Republican party is not advocating or even tolerating Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. Mention that phrase in anything but the most negative way and you’re going to be unceremoniously bunged from the party. The same goes for using the word “woke”, except disparagingly.

The Bozosphere has been in contact with an official of the Republican Party who does not wish to be named because he/she/they are not authorized to make the announcement yet. Word will come out soon that the GOP is fully committed to DEI, Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance.

Our source said that The Supreme Leader of the party has been in favor of his version of DEI “since forever”. He will soon announce that the party will try to exclude immigrants from “shithole” countries in preference to those from Swiss, German, and Austria. He added “We cannot allow our bloodlines to be polluted. But we will allow migrants from these countries to work for substandard wages in meat packing plants, agriculture and lawn care, jobs no ‘Real Americans’ would want or take. These people will be required to pay taxes and Social Security, but will not be eligible for benefits until age 100. Furthermore, once I’m Emporer, anyone tolerant of beliefs other than those we espouse is going to be taken care of.”