The electorate is badly fragmented, so “Candidate X in 2024” will just not cut it. Here are some targeted bumper stickers for the 2024 Trump for President Campaign.
Please feel free to suggest others.
Trump is Jesus! Resurrection in 2024
Trump is the Buddha! Reincarnation in 2024
Trump is the Messiah! Finally, in 2024
Trump is Saint Donald! Canonization in 2024
Muslims for Trump! Allah be praised in 2024.
Trump is not a God, but close. Atheists for Trump in 2024
A Trump speech is the sound of one hand clapping. Zen Masters for the Donald