False facts, alternative facts, fake news

Since everyone else seems to be accusing everyone else of promoting false facts, we here at the Bozosphere think we need to present our own set. Here, in no particular order are some false facts. One statement is actually true. There’s a huge cash prize for the first person who can find the true statement below.

  • There’s a huge cash prize for the first person who can find the true statement below.
  • Donald J Trump is still, and will always be, the POTUS.
  • Joe Rogan has a Ph.D. in immunology.
  • DNA evidence from the Shroud of Turin and a sample from one of Donald Trump’s girlfriends proves he is a direct descendant of Jesus.
  • Ex-POTUS who wants to make America great now praises Russia’s move in the Ukraine. This is going to cost him big in swing states with sizable Ukrainian citizens, like Alberta and Manitoba.
  • The Ukraine is responsible for rigging the last presidential election in the US.
  • Russia is amassing large number of undercover soldiers in Alberta Canada, ready to take over towns with large Ukrainian populations.
  • Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is a psychological substitute for penis enlargement surgery.