Destruction, it’s the primary goal of the current administration. In addition to the East Wing of the White House, it’s the DoJ, the FBI, the Armed Forces, Obama Care, SNAP, NIH, CDC, EPA, immigrant families, democracy. Have I forgotten anything?
In the film Key Largo, the mobster played by Edward G. Robinson when asked by Humphrey Bogart what he wants, he says “More”. MORE. That’s what it seems that the rich want. Elon Musk wants more so he can be…
A friend of mine who teaches at a public university was informed that the Oversight Project, a Heritage Foundation sponsored organization, required that my friend’s email be made available so it could be scanned for the words below. These words…
The POTUS has been attacking many universities, accusing them of antisemitism. This may seem contradictory from a man backed by white supremacists and Christian nationalists. We here at the Bozosphere have a solution. The POTUS feels unloved by these institutions and…
After learning that Trump loving governors in West Virginia, South Carolina, and Ohio have send National Guard, the Bozosphere has learned that Boslsovinia is offering its services to this effort by the POTUS. The Boslovinian Diplomatic mission to the United…
THIS JUST IN! Anonymous sources have revealed to the Bozosphere that there is very serious talk in West Wing about moving the approximately 7000 homeless people in the District of Columbia to Mar-a-Lago. The POTUS will house them in cabins…
The POTUS recently claimed that unless the WFT changed its name from the Commanders to its previous racist name, he would veto plans for a new stadium in the District of Columbia. According to our sources, ever the gracious despot,…
Crap, that’s only four things I did. Elon, please don’t fire me.
The Bozosphere, always with its nose to the ground to provide you with the latest news just learned this. Rumors abound that #POTUS will move Presidents Day to June 14, his birthday, and rename it THE PRESIDENT’S DAY (all caps…
Persons in the know whose names cannot be used publicly have informed the Bozosphere that the new administration will announce a tariff on pandas imported into the United States from China. Our source said the soon to be POTUS is…
Speculation is raging about an embargo that could easily shake the political world. This comes from a member of the Not Yet POTUS team who wishes to remain anonymous because he’s concerned about his future. Our source said the Not…
The Bozosphere just noticed an interesting comment on a box of Scotch Tape. Hundreds of uses! Who knew? We got together at a local dive bar after work one day and tried to think of hundreds of uses, but we…
Katz’s deli in New York had a slogan during World War 2 suggesting that parents could send one of their salamis (no doubt heavy laced with preservatives) to their sons in the service. The Bozosphere thinks we should include other…
We at the Bozosphere are appalled at the shooting of the former POTUS at the rally in Pennsylvania. No matter what one’s political views may be, this was an awful event. However, the usual collection of conspiracy theories about the…
The other week stockholders of Tesla agreed to a $56B payout to a boss whose interests are elsewhere, whose sales figures are falling and who has seen a precipitous drop in stock price. What are those people/institution/bots thinking? The other…
Wherever you are, there are Bozos all around you. Today, my old pal HLD3 (who probably doesn’t want his full name associated with Bozo) sent me this wonderful Far Side cartoon about the Bozone layer. On another sad note,…
The Bozosphere has been made privy to some facts regarding the funeral arrangements for OJ Simpson. First, OJ will NOT be buried next to his ex-wife Nicole. Her family is dead set against the idea. You may recall the OJ…
The Bozosphere has just acquired a Special Edition of the Donald Trump’s newly released bible. What makes this edition special is that it appears every time the word Jesus appears in standard bibles, it has been replaced by the word…
According to a CNN article of March 28, there have been a rash of conspiracy theories about What Really Caused The Baltimore Bridge Accident. Here’s what CNN came up with: “The claims ranged from a cyber-attack or a ship captain…
The Bozosphere presents another interview with Darnold J Trump, reported to be a Major Player in GOP Politics. You can see our first interview here B: Thank you Mr. Trump for being here. DJT: Didn’t I tell you to refer…
CBS News reports that George Santos, the former Congressman from New York who lied about anything he could, has found an interesting way to make a few bucks. He’s making videos at $400 a pop for anyone who wants one.…
No, it’s not what you’re thinking. The Republican party is not advocating or even tolerating Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. Mention that phrase in anything but the most negative way and you’re going to be unceremoniously bunged from the party. The…
With the recent stories of plagiarism in the news, we at the Bozosphere want to make our position absolutely clear. But first, a bit of history. A member of our staff, whose name we will not use for obvious reasons,…
