Favorites and Quickies

Quickies

  • Seen on a road sign -” Unlawful Dumping is Illegal” This must come from the Department of Redundancy Department.
  • The World is Divided into 3 Kinds of People: Those who understand the binary system and those who don’t.
  • A colleague of mine got a degree at an agriculture college and went to work in the Intelligence Community. He said that he was the only one in the IC with credentials in recognizing bullshit.
  • The same colleague once told me the three most important things he learned working in the Intelligence community: (1) If you see a toilet, use it as you don’t know when you’ll see the next one. (2) When the head of the delegation leaves, leave with him/her as all the transport goes then. (3) If rule 1 and rule 2 conflict, obey rule 2.

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