Destruction, it’s the primary goal of the current administration. In addition to the East Wing of the White House, it’s the DoJ, the FBI, the Armed Forces, Obama Care, SNAP, NIH, CDC, EPA, immigrant families, democracy. Have I forgotten anything?
In the film Key Largo, the mobster played by Edward G. Robinson when asked by Humphrey Bogart what he wants, he says “More”. MORE. That’s what it seems that the rich want. Elon Musk wants more so he can be…
A friend of mine who teaches at a public university was informed that the Oversight Project, a Heritage Foundation sponsored organization, required that my friend’s email be made available so it could be scanned for the words below. These words…
The POTUS has been attacking many universities, accusing them of antisemitism. This may seem contradictory from a man backed by white supremacists and Christian nationalists. We here at the Bozosphere have a solution. The POTUS feels unloved by these institutions and…
After learning that Trump loving governors in West Virginia, South Carolina, and Ohio have send National Guard, the Bozosphere has learned that Boslsovinia is offering its services to this effort by the POTUS. The Boslovinian Diplomatic mission to the United…
THIS JUST IN! Anonymous sources have revealed to the Bozosphere that there is very serious talk in West Wing about moving the approximately 7000 homeless people in the District of Columbia to Mar-a-Lago. The POTUS will house them in cabins…
The POTUS recently claimed that unless the WFT changed its name from the Commanders to its previous racist name, he would veto plans for a new stadium in the District of Columbia. According to our sources, ever the gracious despot,…
Crap, that’s only four things I did. Elon, please don’t fire me.
Speculation is raging about an embargo that could easily shake the political world. This comes from a member of the Not Yet POTUS team who wishes to remain anonymous because he’s concerned about his future. Our source said the Not…
Katz’s deli in New York had a slogan during World War 2 suggesting that parents could send one of their salamis (no doubt heavy laced with preservatives) to their sons in the service. The Bozosphere thinks we should include other…
We at the Bozosphere are appalled at the shooting of the former POTUS at the rally in Pennsylvania. No matter what one’s political views may be, this was an awful event. However, the usual collection of conspiracy theories about the…
The other week stockholders of Tesla agreed to a $56B payout to a boss whose interests are elsewhere, whose sales figures are falling and who has seen a precipitous drop in stock price. What are those people/institution/bots thinking? The other…
Wherever you are, there are Bozos all around you. Today, my old pal HLD3 (who probably doesn’t want his full name associated with Bozo) sent me this wonderful Far Side cartoon about the Bozone layer. On another sad note,…
Well, actually only the nickname is changing. The party is often know as the GOP, short for the Grand Old Party. But recent events have led us to rename the party the GOD, the Grand Old Deniers. Here’s the reasons.…
We often hear about mass murderers and terrorists who wish to “go out in a blaze of glory” and earn an infamous place in history. From what we can gather, this is a known pathology in forensic psychiatry. Here’s…
This week Indiana passed a “Religious Freedom” bill that would exempt business from having to serve same-couples if that would somehow infringe on the religious beliefs of the owners. Now, when I grew up, Jews were routinely called “Christ…
We’ve been hearing a bit these days about robots replacing humans for mundane tasks and self driving cars are already a reality. Many years ago, I wrote a birth announcement for a colleague as if it were a new product…
There is a video on CNN today of a supposedly mentally ill man shot dead by police because he refused to drop a screwdriver. Yes, a screwdriver can be a weapon and some mentally ill can act erratically but the…
Given the Supremes recent decision to take up the matter, the New York times today had an Op-Ed piece on the Death Penalty today. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/27/opinion/the-humane-death-penalty-charade.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=c-column-top-span-region®ion=c-column-top-span-region&WT.nav=c-column-top-span-regionon This blog post is not about whether or not we as a society should execute people.…
This has been a big week for Vladimir Putin. He’s sending more troops and supplies to the border with the Ukraine, has sent ships near Australian waters (to protect Russian interests in the Outback???), and may be testing NATO air…
The Church of Biggie M, referenced in a previous post, announces today that it’s Executive Committee has recommended the creation of executive positions to help the Church in its mission. These new positions are: CTO = Chief Theology Officer (for…
Ruth Bader Ginsburg may have said it very well in her dissent — — but now with the Supremes weighing in on the Hobby Lobby decision, I want to make clear that employees of any organization run by member of…
Taxes are BAD. Never mind that they pay for a civilized society. Never mind that without them life as we know and like would not exist. Taxes are BAD, instruments of the Devil, unAmerican, and are always proposed by Liberals…
In a shocking new revelation, Karl Rove announced today that Hillary Clinton is a space alien from a planet in the Crab Nebula that he declined to name. He added that he had proof of this and will produce…
We have just learned that Dabo Swinney, the head football coach at Clemson University has an annual salary of $9,315,600 in 2020 in a state where the minimum wage is $7.50 Let’s suppose that someone worked 60 hours a week,…
Last week there were a few stories in the New York Times, seemingly independently written and unrelated to one another. The first concerned the Supreme Court backing the Michigan ban on race as a factor in college entry. The second…
13 April 2014 The Blame Game, in addition to being the name of a popular song, is an expression that means finding someone/something to blame when things go badly. While the term is new, the action is eons old. …
Today, April 2, just one day too late for symbolic effect, the Supreme Court announced that there are no limits to the amounts individuals, groups, corporations, etc. can contribute to political campaigns. The punditry believes that this will increase the…
March 18, 2014 — Russian Czar Wannabe Vladimir Putin announced today the Russia has annexed the Brighton Beach section of Brooklyn NY. Citing unspecified fears from the mostly Russian population of Brighton Beach of limitations on vodka and blini imports,…
What’s in a Name? You may think that the real issues inside the Beltway deal with the workings of the U.S. government or the lack thereof. Actually, there is a much larger issue that seems to be gaining ground, or…
