We’re pleased to announce the winning entry in our White House Answering Machine Message contest. The winner is Big Daddy Kool Maish from K-Town.
Thank your for calling the White House. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed to eliminate hostile entries.
Press 1 to contribute to the President Trump’s re-election campaign.
Press 2 to book a room at Trump International Hotel in Washington DC, convenient to the White House. Luxury suite guests have exclusive access to the POTUS.
Press 3 to book a golf vacation at Mar-a-Lago or one of the other fabulous Trump golf resorts.
Press 4 to speak with Steve Bannon about contributing to Trump’s wall.
Press 5 if you think emoluments are face cream additives.
Otherwise hang up and don’t call back. We don’t want to listen to you.