Over the millennia, we have come to associate certain days as special. Jews make the Sabbath special. Christians make Christmas and Easter special. Muslims make Eid al-Fitr special.
Sometimes the special day is labelled with the day of the week on which it occurs. Retail establishments make Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, special. Why it is labelled black is a mystery. Perhaps it’s due to the cash inflow that puts the stores “in the black.” That’s followed by Cyber Monday, when we’re told to shop online.
Then there is Giving Tuesday. And during Lent, many Catholics used to refrain from meat, giving rise to Fish Friday. No doubt there are special days with Wednesday or Thursday in the name.
What we’re proposing is something the American people need badly. That’s Trump Free Thursdays. Every Thursday newspapers, TV, radio, Twitter, and other communications media will voluntarily refrain from mentioning Donald Trump unless he does something really special, like declare war on Tuvalu, take a vow of silence, or fire William Barr.
Of course, this does not apply to Fox News, the One America News Network, the New York Post or Liberty University. Conspiracy sites will likely find some deep reason why George Soros or the International Zionist Bankers/Communists Conspiracy are working behind the scenes with the failing New York Times or Washington Post to promote this. I’m guessing that both papers will be about 23.6% smaller if they implement this policy.
We hope you noticed that it’s Thursdays, not Thursday. This is meant to be a weekly event until the Heat Death of the Universe.