Tattoo Breakthrough — No more forever

Suppose in a moment of madness you had inked up your body and now deeply regret it.  You’ve broken up with your sweetie and no longer want to see the name on your arm.  That flower you thought so pretty has faded away into a murky mess, just like real flowers do.   Wouldn’t it be great if your tattoo was not so permanent?  And it can be with subscription tattoos.

No one buys cars anymore, they lease.  No one buys software anymore, they subscribe.  No one buys music anymore, they belong to online services.  Let’s bring this model to the world of ink!

Here’s how it works.  Instead of getting permanent ink, you get tattooed with our special renewable ink.    You sign up for a one year, two year, or three-year subscription.  Of course, we discount the price for the longer subscription, just like all businesses do.    You can cancel anytime, but like your internet or cable subscription, there’s a hefty penalty for early termination.

Pretty sweet, right?

This just in!  We’ve been working on our renewable ink technology.  We can now do special occasion tattoos.  Here are some examples:

  • Christmas tattoo with a picture of Santa
  • Birthday tattoos
  • St. Patrick’s Day tattoos
  • Anniversary tattoos
  • Going to a political event?  Ink your tagline on your forehead.