Now that our fearless leader has an #enemieslist, I know that many of our readers will want to join it. First the bad news. It’s not all that easy to get onto the #enemieslist. There is a queue a mile long with folks just like you wanting to jump on. But, here’s the good news. Just like the folks who for a small fee will stand in line all day at the Department of Motor Vehicles for you, I’ve got a similar arrangement.
Leave your name and email address here with a short explanation (Twitter size will do nicely, don’t you think?) of why you deserve to be on the #enemieslist, and we’ll do our best to get qualified people places on the list. Not just on the list, but highly placed on the list. We can discuss financial arrangements later, but in the spirit of the Trump kleptocracy, it’s going to cost you. Maybe not as much as a suite at the Trump International Hotel in DC, but a lot more than a latte at your favorite liberal coffee shop.
Don’t delay. This offer will not last long.