The Bozosphere presents an exclusive interview we had last week with Darnold J Trump, suspected to be a major Republican player in national politics.
B: Thank you Mr. Trump for being here.
DJT: Please refer to me as Your Trumpness.
B: As you wish. Out of curiosity, does everyone refer to as Your Trumpness?
DJT: Yes, except in print, where I require His Trumpness when not addressing me directly.
B: Does that include your wife and children?
DJT: Melonia calls me Putzwenig, which my Jewish friends tell me is a great complement. Darnold Jr. worships me. The others I don’t see all that often.
B: Yes,sir. What do you think of operatives in your party suggesting the former POTUS, who curiously enough shares your initials, cannot win a general election.,
DJT: If they’re so smart, how come they’re not as rich as me.
B; Do you think the former POTUS can win a general election.
DJT: He already has. Any votes that come in from now on are clearly bogus.
B: What do you think about George Santos’s legal problems.
DCT: You know we live in a post truth world, one in which alternative facts are the new truth. George is a thought leader here, especially in those rare occasions when he has a coherent thought.
B: What are your thoughts on defaulting on the national debt?
DJT: I think it a wise business decision. I default on loans all the time and the world economy hasn’t collapsed. Bankruptcy is the new fiscal probity. Betcha didn’t know that I knew that word. Speaking of which, you haven’t called me Your Trumpness yet.
B: Can you comment on the recent indictment of the former POTUS?
DJT: If you want an answer to any more questions, please refer to me as Your Trumpness.
B: You Trumpness, can you comment on the recent indictment of the former POTUS?
DJT: Clearly a plot by the wokenescenti and his political enemies to undermine the reign of the real POTUS, may he and his offspring rule forever, or until the planet implodes.