Katz’s deli in New York had a slogan during World War 2 suggesting that parents could send one of their salamis (no doubt heavy laced with preservatives) to their sons in the service. The Bozosphere thinks we should include other services, not just the Army and not just sons. As always, we welcome quality additions and comments
Send biscuits and gravy to your child in the Navy
Send wings, of course, to your kid in the Air Force
Send Swiss chard to your cousin in the Coast Guard
Send baked beans to your relation in the Marines
Send a jar of preserves to a friend in the Reserves