After learning that Trump loving governors in West Virginia, South Carolina, and Ohio have send National Guard, the Bozosphere has learned that Boslsovinia is offering its services to this effort by the POTUS.
The Boslovinian Diplomatic mission to the United States sent this message to the White House. “We Boslovinians want to show the POOFUS (sic) that we’re with him in his efforts to clean up the District of Columbia. We’re mobilizing the Boslovinian Sanitation Battalion and sending it to your fair nation. Our troops will bring their own brooms, dustpans, and biodegradable plastic bags. They will work day and night to clean up the city and send their work to be inspected by the POOFUS in Mar-a-Lago. In return, we ask little but favorable terms in the tariff negotiations.”
The Bozosphere has not received comments from the White House on the matter.
THIS JUST IN: Mississippi, Tennessee, and Louisiana have also said they will be sending troups to DC to help in the Administration’s plans to clean up the city and take over policing functions from the DC government. The Boslovinian Diplomatic Mission to the US responded: “Yes, but how many will actually be cleaning up the city? It appears that only we, the Boslovinians, will take on this important and daunting task. If that isn’t a better sort of brown nosing than that done by these states.”
The Bozosphere still has not received comments from the White House on the matter.