THIS JUST IN!
Anonymous sources have revealed to the Bozosphere that there is very serious talk in West Wing about moving the approximately 7000 homeless people in the District of Columbia to Mar-a-Lago. The POTUS will house them in cabins and give them work on his golf course and resort. They will not be allowed to leave after they have been tattooed with their registration number.
When questioned about the similarity to slavery, our sources indicated that there never has been slavery in the United States. All the people claiming to be slaves were illegal immigrants who made their way here from Africa seeking a better life.
When questioned about the similarity to concentration camps in Europe during the Third Reich, our sources indicated that POTUS is claiming that the policy of making the District “homeless-Frei” is not similar to the Reich’s policy of making Europe “Juden-Frei” since the homeless in the District are of many religions, not just one. Any homeless who are members of a White Christian Nationalist religion will be allowed to stay in the District.
The best cabins at Mar-a-Lago will be provided to those who work the hardest. They will have indoor plumbing, running cold water, and a glass window or two. Those who refuse to work or cannot work will be removed to Alligator Alcatraz.