The Bozosphere, always with its nose to the ground to provide you with the latest news just learned this.
Rumors abound that #POTUS will move Presidents Day to June 14, his birthday, and rename it THE PRESIDENT’S DAY (all caps required). June 14 is also Flag Day and the #POTUS will change the flag of the country to one including his picture. We’re following this closely and report back when we can.
We’re less certain about the rumors that #POTUS will rename the Gulf of California to the Gulf of Mexico if the Mexicans reduce the price of avocado and accept the now correct name of the Gulf of America.