Persons in the know whose names cannot be used publicly have informed the Bozosphere that the new administration will announce a tariff on pandas imported into the United States from China. Our source said the soon to be POTUS is incensed about China’s flooding the market with pandas, undercutting the domestic panda producers. “It’s not just the panda producers, but also the industries that are associated, the bamboo shoot producers (also threatened with cheap Chinese imports) and the panda poop removal services. You notice that none of these imported pandas are permitted to have real American names, but silly names like Boo Poo and Chow Mein. We’re going to fix this on Day One.”