We at the Bozosphere are appalled at the shooting of the former POTUS at the rally in Pennsylvania. No matter what one’s political views may be, this was an awful event.
However, the usual collection of conspiracy theories about the event arose. We list some below.
- Staged by the Trump campaign to gain sympathy
- Arranged by the Secret Service or with their assent
- Arranged by the CIA
- Arranged by Joe Biden and the Deep State
- The secret service diverted resources to protect Jill Biden
- QAnon suggests Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, and Mike Pence are involved
We at the Bozosphere wish to add to the list
- Hunter Biden bought the gun for Michael Crooks
- Hunter Biden is actually the father of Michael Crooks
- Hunter Biden must be involved somehow, we’re not sure yet
- RFK Jr. is somehow involved since he sees DJT as stealing votes from him
- Sirhan Sirhan (remember him) orchestrated it from his prison cell
- George Soros. Marjorie Taylor Green will mention this soon.
- The Devil did it. And it took Divine Intervention to save DJT. Wait! The Republic Party is already pushing this one.