The Bozosphere has been made privy to some facts regarding the funeral arrangements for OJ Simpson.
First, OJ will NOT be buried next to his ex-wife Nicole. Her family is dead set against the idea. You may recall the OJ was tried for murdering her. While he was acquitted at the trial, her family successfully sued for wrongful death.
There is something to the idea that OJ will be buried next to (or possibly in the same grave) as Johnnie Cochran, the lawyer who defended him in the criminal case. The funeral cortege will consist of white Ford Broncos. You may recall that OJ was involved in a chase through Los Angeles while driving a white Ford Bronco, an event many watched on live TV. It is unclear whether the Ford Motor Company will be supplying the cars.
We have also learned that the pall bearers will be wearing Bruno Magli loafers to help remember OJ. They will also be wearing black gloves, but in keeping with the decorum of the event, they will not be blood stained.
We’ll keep you informed as more news breaks.